Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Torpedo

A fast moving dick that fucks vigorously.

Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2016

Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

furry torpedo

Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat

the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!

by navyblue December 6, 2006

launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

toured me around Lake Koshlong

A term used at summer camp to denote the practice of sneaking off to perform sexual acts, usually intercourse.

I totally left my cabin with my co-counsellor and took off in the motor boat with the super-hot sailing instructor who toured me around Lake Koshlong.

by Dudebun June 22, 2004

Torreon

Torreon is a city located in the north of mexico, in the state of Coahuila.
One of the best places in the world well know for its parties and really good looking girls.
Santos is the regional team and kicks asses in the mexican league with Oswaldo Sanchez and Matias Vuoso

santos laguna is one of the best teams, and it was born in torreon

by Ponyy February 7, 2009