Meat Toothbrush

A penis.

I stuck my meat toothbrush in her mouth

by JB371PEQUANNOCK July 1, 2009

Furry Toothbrush

Occurs when a rude, dirty roommate proceeds to trim her bangs and sprinkle them on your precious toothbrush

Jeezus, that dirt ball gave me furry toothbrushes again.

by B-Obams May 8, 2009

California Toothbrush

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019

Acoustic Toothbrush

A non-electric toothbrush.

My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.

by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021

Taiwanese Toothbrush

A scatological activity where one person defecates on a toothbrush and has their partner brush their teeth with it.

Person 1: "Want to try the Taiwanese Toothbrush?"
Person 2: "Sure, but we're not using my toothbrush."

by HeartFailure March 10, 2022

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018