Tomfoolery

being annoying, messing around, and being just an all around jackass

"will you cut that tomfoolery the hell out"

Original Latin: Dickus Actionas Maximus

by THE LOUD SCOTT April 18, 2015

toocoolist

A person that thinks theirself too cool for any label/defy all label.

P1: Yeah, I don't think I fall under any label, I'm just unique like that.
P2: Uh huh. Totatlly get it. Like how you're not a toocoolist.

by anark10n May 8, 2016

tomfoolish

Containing elements of tomfoolery.

It was tomfoolish of Jack to throw toilet paper on the Ralphersons's house.

by JaxonJackson July 24, 2016

tooloostuut

when you fart too loosely

I had a tooloostuut while shopping and the wax came off the floors.

by xxxuglyxxx December 10, 2017

Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018

tofood

ToFood is a platform for travelers to meet local people for food at their homes. It is a cheaper alternative to the restaurants

Hey Im very hungry and tired after the whole day sightseeing!

Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.

by Smart Raccooon January 6, 2019

TomFooling

The act of tomfooling is to find a mate named tom and begin tomfooling his dick in a duel.

"Tom and I had too much to drink and we got into a little bit of tomfoolery last night"

Moral: Don't be a tomfool like these guys, TomFooling.

by AsianSpiderMen October 12, 2019