dick tonsils

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

tonsil jousting

A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other man’s throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.

Tod and Chad were fanialists in the tonsil jousting competition held at the annual pride rally.

by OMG303LOL January 17, 2018

twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.

I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...

by PHATAZ February 24, 2015

tonsil frosting

When you burst in a girls mouth and then grab some frozen cod steaks (preferably covered in ice from the freezer) and shove them down her throat, causing the flowing liquid to freeze to her tonsils.

When i give that bitch jenny some good old tonsil frosting she floundered around like a fish out of water. Literally.

by Chrissmoob January 5, 2016

tonsil chunk

a nasty bit of undigested food that you cough up and it smells awful.

This morning while brushing my teeth I coughed up a big tonsil chunk and mmmboy, did it smell awful!

by p_bunyan April 3, 2009

crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004