A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
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by 6969696969696969 January 10, 2009
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Gary: hey, look at that crazy man standing at the bus stop.
Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray
Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray
by tyman the man of the moon April 11, 2011
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" I wish I was Tanner."
by Baller_02 November 1, 2016
Get the Tanner mug.A very very sexy man. A great boyfriend or husband to any girl. Very kind and handsome and great in bed. Tanners usually have a huge dick that is super fun to suck. He will treat a girl right. Ladies if you have a Tanner in your life then keep him.
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Get the Tondered mug.Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.
by SiggyTop January 10, 2014
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