toenail collecting

toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.

My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting

by pissBrow's November 13, 2022

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Toenail juice

When there is liquid behind the toenail and you shake it and it looks like a snow globe

Dude my toes look like a snow globe because of my toenail juice

by Poopy boys February 7, 2022

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Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

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Tony Toenail

When you have an infection under your toenail

My Tony Toenail is outta control.

by megadoodoo June 17, 2025

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Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes

You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

by Magin May 21, 2023

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Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.

"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023

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