Butt-Sex-To-The-Face

A term used to describe the act of firing a heavy caliber round of an explosive weapon directly into someone's face at point blank range.

Quick! Give that vampire-bastard Butt-Sex-To-The-Face!!!

by HanpanX May 19, 2003

Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010

eights to the face

Mixing powdered alcohol with an 8 ball... To the face

Jimmy took those eights to the face like a champ, but now he is bleeding.

by Devs00 March 18, 2015

Nuts to the face

A game in which you fight and the first person to get there nuts in the others face wins.

Chris and Dave were playing nuts to the face and while chris was pinned, Daves sweaty nuts were dropped on his face.

by ReedinoH November 28, 2016

octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"

"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"

by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

Balls to the face

Used to indicate someones displeasure, discomfort, or general unhappiness with a given set of circumstance. Can be shortened to just balls

Damn was that long ass homework assignment balls to the face.
Hanging out with you is like getting balls to the face.
This club is balls I am going some where that is less of a sausagefest.

by charliesac November 2, 2008