Tissue True

When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.

When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.

by Pawpeysid November 28, 2009

tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.

upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born

by freakee fairee May 16, 2015

Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Sticky Tissue

After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

by ModernVocabGuy November 06, 2015

Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup April 15, 2011

pink tissue

pink tissue is the sexual act of sneezing into the womb of a woman and then proceeding to rub your feet into said womb, to spread said sneeze juices.

"Oh man, last night I totally pink tissued amy!"

by Rielen September 30, 2014

tissue burn

when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned

Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 July 26, 2015