Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011

Men of Timber and Calibre

These are used for men of repute. Men that are highly respected in their community or around the world. These men are power brokers... Stylish, talented, witty, you name it, they command respect wherever they go.

Have you seen the list of the newly appointed ministers, those are men of Timber and calibre.

by popesaint August 6, 2019

Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body

Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"

by bobspike May 20, 2014

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

timber squat

Mavis Beacon's source for hard core starry jnight pro's and other supeior metalerggys, not to mention inferior made temple maviss'

i sat on a mavis and made it squirt slop on to owly

by natedizzle July 15, 2003

Camp Timber Tops

The best freakin' town in the entire world. CA's 2006 will always have a place in my heart.

"...Friends, friends, friends we will always be..."

by Hannah February 8, 2005

camp tall timbers

the greatest place on earth

"I wanna go someplace awesome, I'll go to Camp Tall Timbers, not Timberridge"

by tha fang September 28, 2008