How to not get annoyed:
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours
- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that
How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like
Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"
Kid: Who is that person?
Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.
Kid: Is TikTok fun?
Someone: Yeah! It's fun.
Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*
Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.
Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours
- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that
How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like
Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"
Kid: Who is that person?
Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.
Kid: Is TikTok fun?
Someone: Yeah! It's fun.
Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*
Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.
Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away
by PepePress May 19, 2020
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Get the TikTok mug.One of the worst things to have ever existed on the internet since JayStation. It's mostly filled with teens ranging from 12-19 years old. They do cringe dances which will make you wanna drink bleach. And yes, this is made by a Chinese company so expect some Chinese people looking at asses of 14 year-olds. And sometimes they might sing, so bad that Justin Bieber sounds like Eminem. Teen girls whose booties are dummy thicc might get swarmed by pedos. It's also known where dead memes becomes continually used again.
If you want to be a cringey person doing some bad dances, then TikTok is the app for you!
PS: In the near future, Tiktok might be a form of execution.
If you want to be a cringey person doing some bad dances, then TikTok is the app for you!
PS: In the near future, Tiktok might be a form of execution.
by Oldyberg May 22, 2020
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Get the TikTok mug.The worst thing that coukd have ever happened to humanity. It has ruined so many lives and given so many people mental anguish. Tik Tok is BAD and you should NEVER use it. You might even die from it. Scientists have proved that you can get cancer of the pp if you do too much tiktok.
Mia- Wanna do a TikTok with me?
Me- NO! (slaps Mia) You will die! Do you hear me! YOU WILL DIE! CANCER IN PP!!!!!!
Me- NO! (slaps Mia) You will die! Do you hear me! YOU WILL DIE! CANCER IN PP!!!!!!
by rAptOrBoI June 2, 2020
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by Resisting Legion June 3, 2020
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