ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

ticket feces by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

ticket whore 

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

ticket whore by loopit October 26, 2015

ticket to the skybox 

Drugs that make you

hallucinate

Don't even try cop, Ain't no motherfuckin' drugs at my spot
All you'll find in my closet is the high tops
And my motherfuckin' ticket to the skybox
-- Ice cube - Good Cop Bad Cop

ticket to the skybox by K1NAN December 13, 2017

ticket to 505 

pretty much anything in lakeside middle school cause the teachers dont give a shit

hey carlton is that a ticket to 505 i see

ticket to 505 by ticket to 505 May 29, 2018

Ticket to Ride 

Monopoly with railroads

Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?

Ticket to Ride by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020

Ticket Sniper 

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.

Look out for that Ticket sniper on the right!

Ticket Sniper by polesquiggens April 14, 2020

ticket little 

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

ticket little by barber of seville September 25, 2020