thundercunt

propelling something (throwing or kicking) extremely hard and fast, usually at something or someone

Steve Martin : and Mbappé is through on goal, and he THUNDERCUNTS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET

by bumbarahsclaht August 8, 2023

Thundercunt

When a person throws a hamster at the speed of sound.

"When I lose my children in the divorce and I thundercunt my hamster into the nearest bus"

by Scottish Inquisition August 23, 2023

thundercunt

Tanya

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!

by waynealexander August 28, 2016

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunt

When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.

Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.

Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush

by CriticalScout27 July 8, 2023

Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 29, 2023