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Thether

There and here at the same time
I am in the thether. My water is in the thether. I only have one glass of water, but it is with me at all times. I love my water. I am 75% made of water. Is that water in the thether with me?
by DoctorThether May 29, 2024
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Threever

The short term of ‘forever’. Threver is used as 50 - 60 years.
It’s been at least threever!”
by TheAriasKing December 22, 2025
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blowjob teether

A “blowjob teether” is a person who is known to use their teeth to bite, nibble, and scrape. while giving a blow job.
Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a

Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.
by Goober The gooning glump December 14, 2024
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The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
by A=L+P January 19, 2018
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The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"
by newyorker51 October 13, 2023
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Taco Bell Teether

The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin

taco bell teether recommended but optional.
Hey Logan, I'm ready for the taco bell teether you promised me tonight.
by Blumpkin_Lover May 18, 2024
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