The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

bad court thingy

A mistrial.

Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...

by marsneedstowels July 8, 2011

Ain't No Dinner Thing

Refers to a member of the opposite sex who, although acceptable for a one-night stand, is not worthy of being taken out to dinner or meeting your family.

Erik: Why didn't you get that bartender's digits? Take her out some time.
B-Rad: Oh her? That Ain't No Dinner Thing.

by MellionBob January 14, 2009

One thing lead to another

The phrase 'one thing lead to another' is typically used as an excuse to justify the act of having a one night stand with a complete stranger(s).

Jennifer: So I met this guy at this party, and we were having such a great time getting to know each other, and before we knew it one thing lead to another and ...
Lily: Did you get his name and number?
Jennifer: ...

by neilsonz January 27, 2009

do the thing

The new proper way of saying "do it".

"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"

"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"

by jeru411 March 7, 2007

A jeep thing

When two jeeps pass on the road the drivers wave at each other. This may be a full blown wave or a simple raising of the fingers from the steering wheel. It's similar to the same practice when two motor cycles meet. It's only done with jeep models cj,yj or tj

While driving in your jeep you wave at another jeep as it passes. Your passanger say's. Who was that. You reply I don't know. They ask why you waved and you reply. It's a jeep thing.

by tommyp September 14, 2005

launcher thingy

A device used to launch things great distances. Originally invented in mideval times, it was then refered to as a "trebuchet."

"WE SHOULD BUILD A TREBUCHET!"
"You mean a launcher thingy?"

by GaryJMeyer August 13, 2006