When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.
by KosherBob January 06, 2021
The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!
He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.
See also: Man-Crush
He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.
See also: Man-Crush
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
by TedStix June 27, 2010
Viking love is the act of two straight manly men making love, there is nothing homosexual about it as long as nether party makes eye contact. considered an act of strength and brotherhood between men.
Brandon: "hey did you hear about andy And Shane? that shit is fucked up!!"
Backus: "nah man, viking love is all good in the firehouse."
Backus: "nah man, viking love is all good in the firehouse."
by backoos March 04, 2010
The bootleg Flash music video that launched an entire genre of music videos in 2002, in which amateurish animations were set to music, in this case Led Zep's Immigrant Song.
Although the original Viking Kittens video mysteriously disappeared from Rathergood.com, it's still available on other sites. It's also available as a screensaver on some P2P networks.
Although the original Viking Kittens video mysteriously disappeared from Rathergood.com, it's still available on other sites. It's also available as a screensaver on some P2P networks.
If no one forwarded you a link to Viking Kittens or My Baby Donkey aka She's got a Chicken to Ride in 2002, you simply weren't online.
by Downstrike November 24, 2006
A very good football team who usually play well in the regular season, but CHOKE when it comes to a Super Bowl.
by kyweaver February 14, 2010
The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lady.
The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.
Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.
Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver
The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.
Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.
Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver
by ciaran foley August 27, 2004
chuck: round house to your face ! !
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)
by the hand May 02, 2008