Alabama mud skipper

When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.

I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.

by Billy bubba November 13, 2013

Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.

by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018

James Skipper

A Famous Comedian often found funny for his racist jokes, mainly on blacks, and asians.

Dude, I saw James Skipper Perform yesterday.

by colliodoodio August 2, 2011

Alex (skipper) embleton

One of the biggest alphas in darfield likes robbing pensioners for their

cigarettes.

proud owner of 8 ferrets

Always begs you for food

This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop

“Alex (skipper) embleton just robbed mi grans cigs”

by Barnsleyguy November 14, 2020

lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.

Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.

by sjsays August 12, 2018