Shit

A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.

Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!

Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!

Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!

by SlopNChop December 25, 2016

No shit

US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-

a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!

Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!

by Croatalin November 7, 2013

the shit

War; a battle, used by American soldiers and participants since WWII to describe the chaos of war.

Keep your knees high, we're about to enter the SHIT!

by Kehk January 21, 2017

shitness

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

by Odetta April 22, 2006

No Shit

1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.

Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.

by niftymatt October 19, 2005

Shit

The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.

1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT?
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.

by Mateus Roque December 18, 2008

shit

1. Slang for fecal matter.
2. Vulgar slang refering to anything (often taking the place of the word "stuff").
3. Exclaimation of frustration or anger.
4. How Sean Connery pronounces the word "sit."

1. "I'm takin' a shit."
2. "Gimme that shit!"
3. "Holy shit!"
4. "I'm going to shit down and have myself a martini!"

by Nick Agneta August 25, 2006