When you've had a rough relationship break up and you're at the stage of returning items to each other and you find her hoodie jumper and proceed to Masturbate and ejaculate in one pocket and wipe your anus in the other out turned pocket.
The ex always turned the pockets out prior to washing... Reassembling bird wing... Soiled pockets.... DIRTY BIRD
The ex always turned the pockets out prior to washing... Reassembling bird wing... Soiled pockets.... DIRTY BIRD
by anonymous October 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Birdymug. by Fat Birdy Man July 25, 2020
Get the Fat Birdymug. When a gifter fills their oral cavity with an alcoholic beverage via straw, then transfers said straw into the sphincter of their associate, friend, or loved one. They then proceed to donate a spritz (up to a gallon) of the previously mentioned beverage into the anal cavity.
Reader’s note: process can be accelerated if recipient relaxes their anus.
When somebody squirts liquor into your asshole via a straw.
****Eye protection recommended****
Reader’s note: process can be accelerated if recipient relaxes their anus.
When somebody squirts liquor into your asshole via a straw.
****Eye protection recommended****
Eric gave Zach a Birdie Bhug, leaving a smile on both their faces as they continued to get shitty, then Zach returned the favor.
by bambanubz May 4, 2021
Get the Birdie Bhugmug. A sexually actractive female...The type of woman that guys fantasize about....Very good in bed....Excellent blow jobs....
by Laura77 December 16, 2008
Get the Dirty Birdymug. A really cute nice guy who's known for being slutty. As long as you know he's not for you, and you keep him in check, you can enjoy this guy.
Yeah I know he's a dirty birdie, so I won't invest any feelings over him, he's just such a great kisser.
by sparklemotion August 26, 2008
Get the dirty birdiemug. by Domo233 October 3, 2015
Get the birdie bathmug. After a hard nite on the dance floor and a trip home with whore/male slut get out before the birds begin to sing! The birds usually appear around 600am in Holyland area of belfast
“…if you don’t leave before the birds begin to sing, you have to lay all day with this minger, you meet the house mates, eat breakfast, snuggle all day, arrange another date, leave with a kiss and inherit an STI…..”
QUOTE FROM: C.Pell (2005) Steps towards casual and uncommitted sex. Hormone Research Paper. Queens University Belfast.
“…if you don’t leave before the birds begin to sing, you have to lay all day with this minger, you meet the house mates, eat breakfast, snuggle all day, arrange another date, leave with a kiss and inherit an STI…..”
QUOTE FROM: C.Pell (2005) Steps towards casual and uncommitted sex. Hormone Research Paper. Queens University Belfast.
by ostrich one May 22, 2005
Get the The birdie signmug.