tubing

Shitting into one's sock, then after, this act is done, beating another person, or persons with the shit filled sock.

Damn, this sock is dirty from all the tubing me and you mom did last night

by wierd235 August 28, 2006

tube

1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).

1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!

by callumlikeiseeum October 7, 2010

tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

by J Dogg August 12, 2003

tubed

Dont give a sh*t about guys; on to the next one!

Talk to several guys at once when they think you are only talking to them. Technically a girl form of a guy

i wish i was as tubed

by fndshcdjs December 3, 2010

Tubed

had plastic surgery,looks like a burned peice of rubber

bloody hell shes bare tubed

by Ellie lloyd May 19, 2007

the tube

A shop simular to subway, the number 1 place for rigma rolls.

I had the best rigma roll at the tube

by dean2105 September 30, 2005

the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by oracle March 12, 2004