The base system

1. Holding hands
2. Hugging
3. Kissing
4. Marriage
5. Hand stuff; feeling them up
6. Oral
7. Sex
8. Anal

"Ay yo Brad! How did it go with Kathy last night?"
"I got to 7th base"
"Fuck yeah dude. Love the base system."

by Alpacapoo March 18, 2020

The Best System Ever Made

See PS2

Go ahead, click!

by Erin Wakey Balowey February 4, 2004

The Becky System

A system developed between two guys to allow them to speak about females directly in front of them, or without other guys knowing who they are talking about.

The possibilites are endless, you can use numbers..."becky 1,2,3..."....initials..."becky M,G,S"...or you can even get creative and use nicknames ..."becky big boob", or "becky bitch face" The becky system is a sure fire way to say whats on your mind, no matter the place or time.

Matt- "Dude did you see becky 2 at lunch today , shes looking mighty fine"
Ed-"Bro tell me about it, but original becky is looking perfect at the moment.
Tang-"You guh-guh-guh guys! wh-w-who are you ta-ta talking about, why you do this?
Matt-"dude, you have never heard of the becky system?

by randomgingerkid July 15, 2014

The Base System

First Base:

Second Base:
Third Base:
Homerun:

The Base System

by A r i a January 13, 2021

the oven system

it defines how a baby is made in an easier way...u see the sperm is like the batter nd the vagina is like the oven...afer 9 months in the oven..a cake..or baby..is made

johnny's batter went into jill's oven and a baby was made by using the oven system

by sfburefvbrluiegvbn mvcds July 17, 2006

the.phantom.system

a very cool system on tiktok. they’re very swag and deserve love :

“wow! i love the.phantom.system so much!

by phant0mdarling_ September 11, 2021

The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population

The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021