security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

Lortex Security

gay group for gay kids

"hey john, lets join LS (Lortex Security)"
"hell no, I ain't gay"

by feelsgudmum May 28, 2018

security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.

- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do

by danne June 16, 2012

Security Warning

A component of the new Microsoft Windows XP SP2 Security Center that warns you when you run a .exe (executable) file that you have downloaded from the internet. Its purpose is to stop n00b users from getting infected with malicious software, but for us advanced users it's just a royal pain in the ass.

When I downloaded Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 2, Windows XP's Security Warning prompt tried to stop me from installing it.

by Home slice December 28, 2005

Social Security

Term for a whore getting a Pimp to protect her.

She doesn't have to worry about anything Big Will is her Social Security.

by Lionic March 9, 2010

TRGH Security

A very cool pew pew pew place for TRGH

TRGH Security teaches people to use outdated guns and Hilton ripoff detain tools

by TRGH dude January 10, 2020

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009