The Spiked Fifty

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.

"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"

by Gotta Ketchum All November 30, 2007

the underlying filth

the dark matter that builds up uner your toenail after 3 months of avoidance, not to mention it smells like rotten mayo the dwells in liklyness of teste satchel.

you smell like the underlying filth , i want to kill my whole family

by oren November 6, 2004

the fleshman fifteen

Those participating in a fraternity initiation weekend must go unnoticed all night long while successfully ejaculating on fifteen unsuspecting freshman. Parameters are that all ejaculations must go on within the frat house within a 48 hour span. The penalty for being caught is getting a lapdance from a transvestite stripper until it results in ejaculation.

Ayy brodie you going to Beta house tonight? I heard Brad is attempting the fleshman fifteen tonight?

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

The Duvet of Filth

The Duvet of Filth in the Old Testament Was placed on top of Dennis even though he already had a blanket and was fully clothed. On the third minute Dennis rose again and never slept again.

Pazuzu killed those people but the Duvet of filth pulled the strings.

by West coast cardboard April 15, 2021

Fifty is the new eighty.

A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years

Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.

by maximo hudson June 27, 2009

The O'Kelley Fifteen

An unintentionally long fifteen minute break taken at your place of employment.

"I started checking my email on break, and before I knew it I had taken The O'Kelley Fifteen."

by salgoldberg January 6, 2010

Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.

fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.

by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023