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Crosby

a beautiful girl who doesn't give a fuck but deep down she does. She cares a lot about people and would do anything to make sure that everyone is happy.
I love Crosby so much.
by yespapapapa September 25, 2018
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Crosby

He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,
"What am I a dog? Bark Bark Woof Woof" Crosby-
by mcbitchespussyslayer December 4, 2022
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Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko
Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa
by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021
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crosby sneak

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.
"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."
by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015
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Crosby

An act of urination

Crosby Stills and Nash - slash. Obviously.
I’m just nipping in here for a crosby John’
by Hexford Tratts August 2, 2022
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The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.
Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021
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Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga
White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.
by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019
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