Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Crosby

A funny adult man who believes that happy people are stupid and let's everyone in the room know how smart he is.

"Don't be a Debbie Downer! That's such a Crosby thing to do. Lol
Wait, was that a joke?

by Igoriforgot. October 2, 2025

Emilio Crosby

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!

Dude, you’re such an Emilio Crosby

by YusufHrafna April 25, 2020

Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is the most despicable woman ever. She has favorite students and will do anything for them, but will destroy the grades of people that she dislikes. She is also very racist, basing many of her decisions off of the race or religion of that person.

Dude, who started the holocaust?
Jody Crosby of course, remember how we learned about it in history.

by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019

Crosby

He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,

"What am I a dog? Bark Bark Woof Woof" Crosby-

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Crosby

a beautiful girl who doesn't give a fuck but deep down she does. She cares a lot about people and would do anything to make sure that everyone is happy.

I love Crosby so much.

by yespapapapa September 25, 2018

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021