if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016

hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017

Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.

Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.

by trishphish June 21, 2010

The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.

My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.

by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021