Thanos

a big smurf that was thwacked with red paint by Gargamel who weres a shiny gold oven mitt with them shiny stons

thanos wants to kill half the universe.

by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos

Thanos likes rock collecting, adopting children after killing their whole race, and raisins.

Thanos needs those gems, boi!

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

A very purple man who sits in a chair floating in space and wants everyone to do what he wants them to do, being the lazy piece of crap that he is. he also wants everything to be perfectly balanced (even though it makes no sense because people will still populate messing up the entire balance)

"Did you know Thanos is going to be in Avengers Infinity War?"

by Fuego_Diego May 20, 2019

Thanos

A grape man who's chin has the texture of a decaying prune. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes".

Do you want to be Thanos? Just wear a fancy glove and glue a purple Ruffles chip on your chin.

by TheUltimateGod4 July 25, 2018

THE THANOS

Fucking someone so hard they can’t feel half of their body.

Man, last night he give me the thanos

by Rez199522 December 8, 2018

Thanos

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

thanos

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019