text her smiley face

A text messaging technique that gets the attention and interest of the female who receives it.

It works every time.

text her smiley face, like so :-)

by Solaris99 May 21, 2009

Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.

dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?

by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010

text lurker

The person that creepers over your shoulder well you are sending a message via your mobile phone. This person often asks you a question relating to the message sent to one of your friends.

Adam (textmessage)- Hey Michelle, it was nice seeing you yesterday.
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!

by donttextlurk13 April 22, 2010

Text and Run

The act of starting a text message conversation, and then abandoning it after the other person has a chance to answer.

1:
-"Dude, Bill committed a total text and run yesterday. He asked me about my ulcer, and then didn't reply for the rest of the night."

2:
A: Hows it going? U enjoying that new bedspread? Hows Larry?
B: Good thanks! Larry's fine. How's life?
A: *never responds*

by J Ames June 8, 2013

Text sniffer

When someone snags your phone and and spies through your texts.

Dad, get away from my phone, you text sniffer!

by Killer-Cam July 15, 2019

litmus text

A text you send your significant other to find out if they're still pissed at you from the night before or after a fight. The text is usually a short and simple-worded text like "hey" or "hi"

I got in a fight with my girlfriend last night so I sent her a litmus text to see if she was still pissed

by Gooberdoober November 5, 2013

page 3 text

The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.

The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.

Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."

Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"

by Lee 74 March 5, 2009