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Tearout

A form of "artistic expression" performed like a circus of chaos, from jumped-up wankspanners who feel that their microphone is their life, which is slowly being crushed, and they want to share that pain with you. The wannabe hardcore MC. Not the established, quality MCs of choice and legend, who know how to let music breathe.

No... these fuckonaughts want to tell you stories in the form of FIREBARZ over the top of the music, making the already dynamically fucked music (redlines are ace, ok?!?) even more obsolete. They insist on having more bars than the actual tune itself. One MC in Bognor is apparently still going since last Saturday night. No longer do they care about keeping it short and sweet. If they got a blowy from a bit of a slapper round the back of the supermarket, you'll hear about it over the top of a Flip n Fill tune during a vocal breakdown.

Their fans apparently constantly come up to them and ask, "why aren't you king of the fucking world?" or so they say. There are as of yet no apparent witnesses to this phenomena...
Alright, I just got back from bargain booze. Time for another Tearout. This goes out to the guys in chipping road.
by MC ROOM 3 January 4, 2019
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Tearbag

Renny is a tearbag because he likes scrotum in his mouth
by grav32 September 23, 2019
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Winter Tears

When the cold weather or a gust of wind forces your eyes to water and hot tears to spill down your cheeks, prompting people to ask "What's the matter?!"

Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.
"What's the matter?"
"Don't worry, it's just winter tears"
by MagickDio September 22, 2011
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Freedom Tear

When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.
"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."

"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."
by Tabeltop May 14, 2013
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Viking Tears

When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.
"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"

"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."
by bobbatuzaaang August 1, 2016
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leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)
“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg
triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”
by c-deja February 22, 2023
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sad-happy tears

Sad-Happy tears. These are the tears you shed that makes you look like you are crying but you really are overjoyed.
Over emotional Eric shed sad-happy tears when his wife arrived back from a long voyage to the grocery store.
by nvrminds September 18, 2015
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