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Stage 4 terminal cancer

me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer

you: shut up, bro you're lying
by r/whooosh November 28, 2019
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terminate with extreme prejudice

(verb) Kill. Allegedly a bit of CIA humor.
Agent: "If we're pulling out, what will we do with the spies and informers we've been using? They know too much."

Boss: "Terminate with extreme prejudice."
by anarcissie May 16, 2008
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terminological inexactitude

Used to describe something that is completely wrong; a lie. ( humorous euphemism)

NOTE: most rumors can be considered terminogical inexactitudes.

Origin: First used by Weinstein Churchill in a speech in 1906
The rumor that I had been killed in a rampage during black Friday was a terminological inexactitude.
by Arcane Ender December 5, 2013
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Terminally Online

A term used to describe a person who cannot engage in carefree fun or interact normally anymore because their views and behaviors have been warped from spending too much time in niche social and political bubbles online. Their entire bodies are tightly clenched all day and they are never really relaxed - they must keep vigil for anyone who fails their purity test so they can sound the alarms and give in to their repressed feral tendencies to burn you at the stake.

Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.

Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
George: "Until I went on the internet, I've never heard anyone literally say 'r-slur'."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."

Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
by BiggestBatman March 23, 2022
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terminal brain cancer

by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017
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you're terminated, fucker!

a phrase that babe Sarah Connor says to the Terminator that has its head in a press grip. She then hits the button and the head is squashed flat, destroying the violent cyborg.
The wrestler meets his opponent: You're terminated, fucker!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2007
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Terminal 5

When an event or a new piece of equipment has been hyped up, had a huge amount of money spent on it and it fails miserably to do what it is supposed to do. Word is in reference to the London Heathrow Terminal 5 fiasco.
Eric: 'Have you seen the new storage system; I've heard it's a Terminal 5 ?'

Geoff: 'Oh yeah mate, just been out to see it, they've got the technician in, it's out of order for the rest of the week!'
by Bobby B Snr March 28, 2008
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