SUV Tipping

SUV TIPPING
A substitute for cow tipping. Allegedly practiced in growing urban areas as grazing country cows in fields are replaced by consuming city cows in SUVs. Still requires at least three people, one person on one side, two on the other. The lone person pushes very hard on one side, and after waiting for the balancing responce from the startled driver, the other two push very hard on their side to overbalance it. Legend has it that SUV Tipping could result an SUV's drivers's death because they could meltdown in frustration if unable to exit the SUV and be prevented from shopping for extended periods of time. However briefly forcing a SUV onto it's back does not usually harm them.

After my small town became cityfied,the cow pasture next door became a shopping center parking lot full of SUVs instead of cows. Since we could no longer go over there and tip cows at night, we switched from cow tipping to SUV tipping. Just like grazing cows, SUV drivers often dream while driving and doze while parking. Caution, a startled SUV driver can be capable of verbally hurting someone and a herd of SUV drivers could be even more esasperating. Like cows, SUVs also may be an endangered species, one for expelling too much gas, the other for consuming to much.

by OllyPharton May 6, 2008

tipping the velvet

an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.

i tpped her velvet

by bob May 29, 2003

tapping

When playing a guitar, you "Tap" a note by slamming on your fingers (hammer ons) and pulling the fingers off forcefully (Pull offs) repeatedly. Trills are done this way.

ALSO, double handed tapping, when playing a guitar with two hands on the fretboard

Look at Eddie Van Halen play eruption! That double handed tapping is amazing.

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

ball tapping

The term "ball tapping" refers to the intentional act of hitting or kicking a male in in genital area.

It's a disturbing game with devastating consequences, and a new WTHR survey suggests it is rampant in Indiana schools.

"Ball tapping" is the act of intentionally hitting or kicking a male in the genitals. Earlier this month, an Eyewitness News investigation showed the game has become commonplace in some area schools, resulting in serious injuries for students.

by ldfhsldkhklhdlf December 2, 2009

tipping

taking just the tip of one's penis into the vaginal entrance and removing it, going no deeper than the bottom of the glans. . .commonly used as a compromise for sex and foreplay for a blowjob

She wouldn't let me fuck her, but she was ok with me tipping her before she blew me.

by Dr Gergenstake February 28, 2008

Nipper Tipping

A sport similar in style to 'cow tipping', involving a stealthy approach and then the pushing of an unsuspecting asian fishermen into a lake or other body of water.

Jed and I went nipper tipping last night, boy was it ever fun.

by CptSquirt January 25, 2008

tipping the waitress

when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.

** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.

"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*

"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"

"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."

by drstrange September 9, 2008