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Tennessee Steamboat

(ten-uh-see steem-boht)....(noun)......The act of placing an empty paper towel roll (or any cylindrical tubing) into ones rectum wile he is laying on his stomach and the second party hovers above in a squatting position releasing fecal matter (Poop) into the other end of the paper towel role. Then the second party then blows smoke into the end of the cylindrical tube giving it the imagery of a steamboat smoke stack. The perfcet Tennessee Steamboat occurs on a water bed.
You done with that paper towel role? TENNESSEE STEAMBOAT TIME!!!!!!

Why is that paper towel tube lodged in your anus?.... Dude, Tennessee Steamboat.

I have completed my final act on my bucket list! I have done the perfect Tennessee Steamboat on my roommates bed when he went home.
by tha truth 86518 January 17, 2012
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Reddit Tennis

To deliberately keep someone posting comments on a website, but only after they've made it clear that talking to you isn't something they had planned. Once a set number of comments is reached, the comment REDDIT TENNIS is posted to end the rally.

This isn't limited to reddit, it can be seen on any forum where comments are nested instead of displayed in order of posting.
>You're wrong and this conversation is over fuckwad.

>>That's nice, do you kiss your sister with that mouth.

>What did you say about my sister?

>>Why, what did she say about me?

>This conversation is over.

>>I know, you already said that. So, what did she say? Did she like the present I left at her back door?

>What the fuck are you talking about?

>>REDDIT TENNIS. Great stuff. Have a good one.

>What?

>Well if you don't want to answer I guess I win.

>Are you not answering me now?
by Big Alabama February 25, 2015
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Dunlap, Tennessee

A speed bump on the way to Chattanooga. The air smells like moonshine, Copenhagen, meth, and depression with a dash of racism.
Watch out, you’ll end up in Dunlap, Tennessee.
by Nursebetch December 28, 2018
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Tennessee Powerhouse

1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!
by Teabag Tipton April 9, 2007
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Tennessee Moonshine

A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.
I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.
by hwangsta13 December 16, 2008
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Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.
That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!
by SlutBucket September 23, 2006
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Tennessee chrome

Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.
Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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