You tell your partner to open their legs and lay on the bed and you take a running start in hopes of jumping in at the last minute but you miss and hit the bed.
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the operating system made by terry A DAVIS
the cia glows in the dark too
terry davis was killed by the CIA
the cia glows in the dark too
terry davis was killed by the CIA
i use templeos instead of arch because its made by the cia, whilist templeos is in 16bit coloring, the superior operating system is templeos
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hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.
Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.
lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".
hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.
Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.
lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".
by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007
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by Michael February 9, 2005
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Get the Tempest mug.(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the toilet bowl that you let out an hour ago to only come back running to your sexually desirefully waiting opponent and mash it hardcore in his/her face.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.
Stacy: Hey Jane, you won't believe what happened yesterday between Wil and I.
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!
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