teledump

Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).

I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.

by azenka June 14, 2003

Telie

that very fine chick who you see at parties generally holding two bottles of vodka and singing.

Damn. telie is coming? fuck this party is gunna be great ;)

by Sandra yousquirrel September 2, 2010

texident

An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.

He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.

by widggman January 13, 2009

teli fish

1. A Teletubby that had been submerged in water, acting as though it is a fish
2. A person who is acting like a teletubby whilst it is swimming

3. A person named Teli, stemming from the greek name Aristotle, who is acting as though they are a fish

The teli fish yearned for his aquatic beverage.

by suspendernoob November 27, 2018

v-teliosums

system of measurement for the amount of weed you have.

v-teliosums consists of:
i have:
-a little= a bowl
-some= 2 joints
-a nick= blunt
-dime= 2 blunts+ bowl
-dub= enough for the whole night
-0= a grip
-more then 0= where da partys at.

by dayg0 January 15, 2008

telivizle

T.V. or in the UK tellie. Is used on Snoop Dawg's show Dawgy Fizzle Telivizle

Wanna wach some telivizle

by Carter Rodman December 19, 2004

Telijah

An aggressive panda bear who eats bamboo shoots and licks his own sphincter for pleasure. Sometimes, he may even lick his companion's sphincters for his enjoyment.

Telijah stop licking that sphincter!

by Toupaobrian3 December 9, 2012