telepathetic

Word used to describe telepathic abilities that only ever lead to calamity.

So just because the head alien dies, the space ship goes down? I guess there must've been a telepathetic connection.

by Sue Don M. November 23, 2010

telepathetic

to have misused telepathy.
a person who can not telepathise.

I did that telepatheticly.
He's such a telepathetic.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

telepathic

Telepathic, is normally when you send someone something through the phone.
People can also say "I will send you something telepathically through the computer".
It works either way.

When you are on the phone with someone, you can say "I can telepathically smell your breath from here".

by Nollan Robert November 2, 2008

telepathetic

Growing bored with and becoming apathetic towards ones gift of telepathy.

Telepathy used to be fun for me but now I'm telepathetic.

by iknowswhatimtalkinbout March 23, 2007

Tampon Telegraph

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon telegraph was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tampon telegraph, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

jungle telegraph

A type of telepathic communication between others while under the influence of certain drugs. Speed of any sort can cause this. Not many people know about it but many experience it.

I started hearing voices with my jungle telegraph.

by Freckledowl33 January 29, 2017

Telepathic Rape

An episode in ST:TNG (Star Trek - The Next Generation) of actual "Telepathic Rape". Season 5, Episode 12. Title: Violations. Until Telepathy is proven to exist in the real world, this is the real instance of "Telepathic Rape".

Wow did you see that Telepathic Rape episode on TNG where Troi was actually mind-raped by another Telepathic Alien?!?!?!

by SrcMaker August 16, 2021