Technoretard

a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday

person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh

by {PLONK} July 17, 2006

Technogenesis

A competely undefined program at Stevens Institute Of Technology that is generally agreed to be a total waste of money. May possibly be connected to the 26 toilets.
What the Hell is technogenesis?

It should be a toilet, but it isnt.

by Jd00DZ February 20, 2005

technosexual

A person who is attracted to only computer pornography.

The technosexual man only had girlfriends that ended in .jpg .

by Louis Hartford July 4, 2005

technosexuality

a dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle and gadgets; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, PDAs, computers, software, and the web.

scene kids have too much technosexuality.

by le-oh-nee February 10, 2005

technosexual tragedy

It is when a people discover the existence of an extra marital affair through the accessing of text messages.

The alleged affair between the Mayor and his Chief of Staff was a technosexual tragedy after the Free Press got hold of their text messages and published them.

by Grenville Collins January 26, 2008

Technosexual

Any person that engages in virtual and electro-mechanical sexual intercourse or masturbation to the exclusion of human sexual relations.

John is such a Technosexual, he wouldn't know what a real girl was if she bit him.

by Offroadnutz June 22, 2016

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018