taffy nipples

A person who has long drawn out nipples like they have been pulled too hard off of a taffy puller, either because of a genetic defect or by force.

Guy 1: O man you shoulda seen the nips on this gurl
Guy 2: Were they pepperoni nipples? I hate those...
Guy 1: Nah man, dey was taffy nipples

by gbabyawesome August 3, 2011

pulling taffy

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.

She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.

by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018

Taff

Where back in the day it may of meant Welshmen originating from around the Cardiff area or River Taff area, now usually mean someone from the whole South Wales area.
A commen misconception though is that all people from Wales are called TAFF..wrong people from North Wales are commenly known as Gogs because North in Welsh is Goggledd.

Saying all that there is also the rumour that TAFF stands for....Thick As Fucking Fuck

Hey up Taff hows things going.

Yeah fuck you Taff!!!

Wow Taff is amazing I love him.

by Mike767 February 2, 2008

taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy

Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!

by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003

Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle April 3, 2011

Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.

Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple

by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018

taffenomenal

Completely amazing! ridiculously gorgeous! Breathtaking!

A state of utter satisfaction, excitement, contentment or happiness.

A bit crazy but definitely fun!

My vacation is going to be taffenomenal.

Beyonce's dress thou, taffenomenal slay.
Have a taffenomenal day! :)

Forget stress and be Taffenomenal!

Issa bouta be taffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeenomenal!

by Lo Ve March 30, 2018