Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

loons on loon tablets

people who laugh. a lot.

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"

by karis November 1, 2004

Tillet

another word for shoe according to the memory section of the PSSAs and the SAT.

I wear tillets everyday...motherfucker.

by silver e June 3, 2009

tabletop grinding

grinding in which the guy is upright and girl is bent over (creating a flat surface like a table on her back)

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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011