taleesha

is a babe and ultimate legend. she can be a big bitch at times but is an amazing person in general. she is the hottest person you will ever meet. if you don’t have a taleesha in life then you don’t have a life. go get a taleesha in life, maybe go look up on tiktok ‘taleesha’ there are rare, but there perfect.

girl 1: taleesha is so toxic

girl 2: but i would bang her

boy 1: agreed

girl 1: y’all are weird

by hehehehgegsahhd July 19, 2021

Cotton tales

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.

"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."

"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."

"Nigga what?!"

by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020

The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

tyler tales

A person most generally named Tyler who starts telling Tales... After ingesting methamphetamine

Man he was so flailed out he started telling Tyler Tales

by jeffanie2015 March 11, 2018

Taleisha

Taleisha is a name for a wicked old hag, nobody likes her. If you have a friend named Taleisha then you better leave! They are a major redflag!

You: My bestfriends name is Taleisha
Me: Leave them! They're stupid and needy!

by GeorgeWashingtonsBaby July 17, 2022

Tall Tales

Stories most often spouted from a wordDillhole/word. Mostly boasted about in forums.

Dillhole has told another tall tale.

The tall tales are getting strong from Dillhole

by Son of Dillhole May 17, 2003

tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007