Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011

Taffy-cloth

An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)

Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her

by Kaiser William III July 17, 2016

Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.

I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.

by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018

tahfeem

it means hes a toe and he has a broken nose

wow this tahfeem is really nice

by #toepics May 18, 2021

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Sticky Toffee Bumming

Anal Creampie

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"

by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013