Tragic Ass Syndrome

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.

When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.

by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020

Tragic Jam

When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.

I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.

by fourtwentyplus May 19, 2008

tragic love

It's one of those things that you really only understand if you've experienced it. It's when one person finds another that is perfect for them and for whatever reason they can't be with that person. Usually they have some sort of very close relationship over a long period of time with the object of their affection, but the love is true and real and strong and inherently tragic because it is and always will be unrequited. Often abbreviated "TL."

Kristin Cavalleri is Brody Jenner's tragic love.
Stephen Colletti is Lauren Conrad's tragic love.
Carrie Bradshaw is Aiden Shaw's tragic love.

by Suze Hirtz August 28, 2010

Tragic endings

1: When someone meets an unfortunate end or loses at a game.

2: When orgasm is not achieved or a sexual act never occurs.

3: Not happy endings

Dawn: "Steven you lost at Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Steven: "No!"

Dawn: "Tragic endings ?" poor dropkick :(

Steven: "Endings tragic" :(

by Dawn Dove February 10, 2017

Tragic Turn

An unimaginably devastating, unexpected, unwelcomed and unplanned event, the consequence of which resulting in the complete innihilation of an otherwise peaceful, gratifying existence.

Did you hear? Last week, Mark got struck by lightning...yeah, he got fired from his job and went home early just in time to find two of his friends in bed with his wife. When he was running to the garage to fetch the shotgun, he slipped and fell in the driveway. Then, his wife hit him with the car 'cause she knew what was coming. When he finally gained consciousness, it was dark and raining. That's when the lightning got him...Tragic Turn, probably for the best though.

by YAWA May 14, 2019

Tragic Kingdom

A place where cornfields of popcorn have yet to spring open and the people are hyponotized by fireflies that glow in the dark

Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom!

by *MICHI* March 31, 2003