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TOS

When someone with an unpleasant appearance is called TOS referring to terms of conditions as in them being so ugly the break the terms of conditions.
You are TOS.
by XAndrew August 27, 2025
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Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.
Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.
by Mr. Horror November 16, 2016
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rubber-toed

someone who is not as smart as you
he is rubber-toed compared to me at math
by T-mobile November 10, 2008
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Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.
“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”
by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023
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stretchy tos boy

it’s when your rectum is stretched by mark Henry or a watermelon or a pumpkin
dylan is a diddyante stretchy tos boy that gets tickled by ishowspeeds tip
by stretchgod June 25, 2025
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ToS

Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.
A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024
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Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes
you were trachea toed bitch
by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020
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