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tibetan crabs

this is an espesially painful form of crabs where they immediatly attack the gouche. usually tibetan crabs are caught by making love to extremely heavy women, most of these women can be found in the himalayas of tibet.
i was with this hoe last night, she gave some mean dome but she gave me tibetan crabs. whata hoe!!!!!!!!!!!
by dickbonus August 1, 2003
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Tibet

Tibet was an independent country but in 1959 China invaded and annexed it, killing 1 million people and destroying 1800 temples. Of course the United Nations did nothing.
Why the U.N. didn't do anything to free Tibet from china?

Because they were too busy passing resolutions against Israel
by fuckTheUN August 21, 2003
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Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006
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tibert

artificial red hair, glasses, average height, blue eyes, loves leah and amber, and harry potter. favorite color = beige. favorite store = old navy. favorite shoes = loafers, favorite = escargo, loves to read in the shower
Look at all the metal on tibert's face!
by welovetina December 7, 2011
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Tiberius

Tiberius (Ty) is a young boy at the age of 15 he has a twin sister, Livia (Livvy), a little brother, 8, called Octavian (Tavvy), a little sister, 13, named Drusilla (Dru), an older brother, 17, called Julian (Jules), another older brother, at the age of 21 called Mark and an older sister, Helen at the age of 23. He is in love with a young boy named Christopher (Kit) Herondale. (This is all dating back to 2012)
Tiberius looked at Kit, longingly.
by Tomorrow is today June 2, 2020
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Tiberius

adj: Somebody who has a psychotic obsession with a person they have met on only few occasions
Wow Jack really has a serious tiberius for that girl he met at summer camp.
He really made a tiberius of that status.
by TheSpinmaster June 15, 2015
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tibet

a great place with the every dream to break free from the communist chinese. a place of wisdom and peace. beautiful mountains, grass, and sky. everything was just like that until the chinese came, killing millions of innocent tibetans. however, tibet hopes to be free, back to peace.
i am proud to be tibetan! tibet all the way!
by Zhu-Zhu March 7, 2009
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