The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
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Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
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In our community, a therapist isn’t just for mental health; they’re often the ones hired by Moslem families to make sure kids pick up the Quran instead of their smartphones!
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‘I need to lean on my “Therapist” badly’
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Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder
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