Therapist

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk

Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him

by C nemur March 17, 2019

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024

I attended to my therapy people in a therapistical way

by Gay hentai lover November 19, 2020

This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.

by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023