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1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.
2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.
3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.
2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.
3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.
I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.
by GMB123 February 26, 2010
Get the Tardiot mug.A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.
by Devery December 31, 2006
Get the tardinal mug.1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
Get the tardigrade mug.A website that attracts those with low IQ's and social ineptitude and provides a virtual home where they can get advice and support needed to get through their daily lives.
Makeupalley is a tardshelter because none of the members would ever be able to get through the day without it.
by DDDD2007 May 6, 2007
Get the tardshelter mug.(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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