'tard

A total moron who insists on camping his or her spawn or some other place when the rest of his/her team is dead, thereby forcing everyone to wait for friggin' EVER to get on to the next round in counter-Strike.
I can't believe that frickin' 'tard is camping his spawn instead of planting the bomb!
by Mike H June 30, 2003
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tard

A hyphenated suffix for people who add their names, or names of friends, to Urban Dictionary with a definitio, of how cool or awesome, or smart they are just so they can satisfy the low self-esteem they have. By doing so they almost certainly proclaim the oppisite is true.
" meta

name for a guy of Thai decent, typically sarcastic, cynical and shallow but for some reason extremely charming. Can be extremely romantic and caring when he wants to be, places a lot of importance on physical appearance of his mate. .... loves to party and people love to party with him."

-Meta-tard

"Sarah

the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her"

-sarah-tard
by Wastes my time flaming August 21, 2011
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tard

a short form of the word "retard." A more polite way to call someone a retard; can be used in a serious context, or in a joking manner.
She is such a tard.
Shut up you tard!
by Hermoine Wazlib January 22, 2009
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tard

one who is so friggn stupid that the only way they can understand u is if u use monosyllabic words. also, one can use it to make fun of people wen one is around people who get upset at the use of the word "retard"
matt, you, are, so, tard.
pat is way tard
by noggie monster February 24, 2008
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are-tard

someone that uses made up words (such as r-tard) and spells them incorrectly (such as are-tard) and makes that person sound stupid (or a retard)
I am not an are-tard!
by brookem October 14, 2007
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tard

A way to describe the writer for many Urban Dictionary definitions (see number 9 for this word). Usually child of parental tards.
Man 1:Did you see that guy who wrote definition 9?
Man 2:Yeah, what a tard.
by Movie King October 18, 2006
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Tard

tahrd

–noun

A. a mentally retarded person.

B. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
C. more commonly known as a Toby Ford
-god damn it toby you fucking tard. i knew you would be the one to try it with a vaccuum.

-you are such a tard, you might as well even be a keilah..
by skwirly88 May 03, 2011
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