TARD

Shortened version of RETARD

"Look at that guy taking forever to pull out of the parking space...what a tard

by sunbunny97 October 8, 2008

Tard

An obnoxious over the top fan of any American Idol contestant.

OMG, the Adam Lambert tards have taken over this thread. I know, I hate Adam Lambert, but I hate his tards even more.

by Verne Troyer the Man October 22, 2009

tard

tragic animal raping dooshbags

christy bathes in condiments, she's such a tard

by katiri chikawika April 13, 2007

tard

..a person who is acting stupid, or is geekin like no other, or has said sumthing stupid... or is drunk.

tard... *fell down the stairs n hurt his head*
other person:"wonder why we call you tard."

by redman January 1, 2004

tard

A shortened form of one of two words: retard or bastard. It's up to the listener to decide which one fits better.

Neo is such a tard, it isn't even funny.

by Crys February 7, 2005

Tard

Cross between a tit and a retard. A retard cant help it. A tit does it for a laugh. A tard cant help doin it for a laugh.

My m8 Mavis (wont go so far as to give surname, that would be tardish)He terrorizes/mocks his friends for a laugh because he cant help it, and because he cant help it, he cant stop...
The implications are obvious.

by Ethel April 18, 2006

Tard

A fucking dumbass, Who has no clue what the fuck he is doing when he walks into a club or something of that sort. Basically a goddam retard.

Hey guess what, I say the worst tard at Wal-Mart today, Wal-Mart is basically a hang out place for Tards anytime of the day.

by Try me September 2, 2005