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Tards

Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.
by Fig boy June 10, 2018
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messy tails

The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.
"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"
by Messytails November 30, 2019
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Tails

Tails is Sonic's Friend. He is r0r0xs. Tails pwn over KN in ize irc!
Tails is a good boy!
by Tails March 12, 2005
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Tails Doll

An evil doll created by Dr. Robotnik that kills people and steals their souls for an unknown purpose. He gets power from a little red light attached to his forehead with a small string. Famous on YouTube. People have tried to impersonate the Tails Doll with crappy animations, fake attack footage, fake sightings, fake photos, etc. His first (and last) appearences were in the game Sonic R. He was a really good character, because he could levitate really fast and float over water, thus allowing him to cheat through the course. He is, of course, fake, so there's nothing to be afraid of.
Jeff: What are you afraid of?
Jenny: The Tails Doll.
Jeff: You're a wuss.
by Rachel (aka Rae aka Rose) October 9, 2008
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Tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football (Soccer) Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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Taisir

Taisirs has the sweetest laughs and are the funniest to hang around. He is loyal, cute and super nice
Taisir was so nice today!
Is Taisir coming to that party?
by your mom left April 22, 2019
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Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.
Democrats are tards!
by keifermail September 22, 2009
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