t.t.p

Toke Toke Pass
The act of sharing a joint around.
Each person has to toke then pass the J on, this needs to happen in rapid fire motion to fully utilize the J.

Big D: toke toke pass
Stu : toke toke pass
Fooch : toke toke pass talk
GF : shut up and pass the J Fooch. toke toke pass

by Gee VATO October 19, 2003

F.T.P

"f.t.p" is an abreviation for the word "fuck that puto" a word that can be used in txt messages or in regular conversationz to insult the other person.

MAN Juan F.T.P and go hit on his gurl man>

by MANUEL C< MEME> March 12, 2007

n.t.p

numb the pain

friend : “wyd”
me : “n.t.p”

by badasskaia August 23, 2018

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

by kayham March 6, 2011

D.T.P.

Darwinian Targetted Person, One who is marked, from birth, to be removed from the Gene Pool for the good of the whole.

You see that guy who accidentally shot himself last night?
Yeah, what a DTP...

by Dorf May 11, 2004

O.T.P.H.J.

Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.

T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'

by Eternal Alcoholic April 30, 2011

P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

by insanemailman April 12, 2014