shlong

The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!

Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!

by jason wearmouth December 31, 2008

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009

shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

shlongini

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

by zuleika January 14, 2004

Salonia

An extremely pretty gilr with nice hair and is always dancing. She loves to shuffle and is very quiet once you fist meet but underneath that shell is a loud and outgoing person waiting to make you laugh !

Girl: Hi
Salonia: Hi i'm Salonia
Girl: Why are you so quiet??
Salonia: Why are you in my business??

by Andreaa1996 August 21, 2011

Kim Shlong Il

Your penis is a shriveled dictator.

Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.

Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.

by doorface August 24, 2011

Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020