waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.

"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."

by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

Skin Magazine

A Copy of pornographic literature.
Porn, Pornography, Adult literature.
Porn and Porno are informal examples.

I just found some Skin Magazines under Tommy's bed.

by Pig Child January 9, 2008

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Skince

Replaces other words. It can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Thats all fucked up becomes thats skinced. Or something shady, odd, or unusual becomes skincey.

by Steven Fry April 9, 2008

Skin Beans

When it looks like your stomach has strange beany lumps beneath it - often on a "fat day".

Looks like i've got the skin beans

by Bounceyblue March 15, 2009

skin triangle

when a girl's vagina is so big that a dude can wiggle his weiner around like when someone is playing the triangle.

man, bea's vag be so big, i did a solo on the skin triangle last night.

by kennethricholds April 25, 2009

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009