scooter-excuse

A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.

They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.

In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.

Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.

by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011

National Shoot Your shot day

October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”

by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019

shoot a bunny

To fart/toot/exchange gas.

"Aw, did you shoot a bunny? It stinks!"
"Um, no, it wasn't me."

by Harriot Mashfields April 4, 2010

shoot

Alternative word to shit or crap. when you dont want to say "shit" or "crap", just say "shoot".

Kate: Oh shoot i forgot my bag! let me go and get it

by sarah_A April 19, 2008

Let Him Shoot

The phrase that lets you know that you are trash at basketball. Often heard if you are in a shooting poisition with the ball in your hands.

"Hey back off of him bro, let him shoot, it's gonna be a turnover!"

by SorryBaller July 27, 2020

shoot some hoops

To go outside and play basketball with your friends.

Hey man, let's go shoot some hoops.

by Roadkill August 26, 2004

Scootscratch

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.

Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.

by tatijarvis July 30, 2010