swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle

by WillDaBeast:) November 16, 2011

i swear

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky

by carpentertom May 26, 2006

pinky swear

an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky

"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."

by Josh Brown May 13, 2005

Sebrena

A girl/woman of elegance, grace, sophistication, and beauty. Derived from Latin origin where it's pronounced "Sabrina". Although Sebrena's are generally quiet, these ladies are considerate and loyal to those fortunate to be close in their inner circle. A person's maximum potential is brought out as they are influenced by a Sebrena's efforts and accomplishments. It is a blessing to have a Sebrena in one's life.

Guy 1: Have you noticed that fine sister over there?
Guy 2: The lady over there? 👀
Guy 3: That's the one and only, Sebrena

by #hyguentheodai December 20, 2016

sweardown

Similar to asking one to swear by something, this word is used in response to a statement that one suspects may not be true, or is very hard to believe.

"I just passed my driving test"

"You sweardown?"

"yes bruv!"

by zizu786 March 18, 2010

non-offensive swears

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004

you swear

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.

You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.

by Greeno September 28, 2005